Apr
28th
Wed
28th
America’s finest Ginger
Why He’s Hot:
- This is Joey Thunder, the current bass player for The Cab. He’s a fucking ginger who is gorgeous. That should have you sweating already and wanting to tear his clothes off.
- He’s a fucking professionally trained bass player which means he can move his fingers fast and flawlessly. I bet you that those skills carry over in the bedroom. Think about those fingers moving fast and flawlessly inside you. I wonder what else he’s “professionally trained” in.
- According to his myspace, he doesn’t smoke or drink (that’s grape juice in that glass; cute!). He’s a clean boy, but I bet you he can get down and dirty in bed. He does go to Hooters after all. Maybe you can show him yours ;). Oh, and his myspace also lets us know he’s an “English-American”. He’s fucking English. This just makes him infinitely sexier. His accent is on and off. Imagine it “turning on” in the bedroom along with other things.
- Do you see what I see in his skinny jeans? What has been seen can’t be unseen. It’s just peeking out and calling your name right now. Just imagine ripping off those skinny jeans and revealing the whole package. ;)
- If your hand isn’t in your pants already, then maybe this will get you; he reads comics and writes poetry. Is that not fucking adorable? You know it is. It shows how sensitive and artsy he is. You know what they say about artsy, sensitive guys in the bedroom? Me neither, but I’m sure you’d have a lot to say if you got the chance because he’s just one of those guys where you can tell he’d be amazing. He’s not cocky at all. Small ego, big… I’ll let you finish the sentence.
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